Top Ten Surf Spots Your Mom Wishes You Never Knew:
Top 10 Surf Spots
That Sound Like An Accident In Your Pants:
1. Turtle Head, Philippines
2. The Dump, Southern Australia
3. Shit Pipes, Southern California
4. Steamer Lane, Northern California
5. Doc Brown's, New England
6. Last Toilet, Namibia, Africa
7. Pea Break, Western Australia
8. Monster Mush, Hawaii
9. Log Cabins, Hawaii
10. Sewers, Northern California
Top 10 Surf Spot Names
That Sound Like Adult Movie Titles:
1. Steel Vaginas
2. Twins Island, Andaman Islands
3. V-Land, Hawaii
4. Virgin Creek, Northern California
5. Monster Hole, Florida
6. Pleasure Point, Santa Cruz
7. Royal Palms, Los Angeles
8. Black Rocks, Mauritius
9. Super Suck, West Sumbawa
10. The Box, Western Australia
Top 10 Surf Spot Names
For Men Of Alternative Sexual Orientation:
1. Rainbow Bay, Australia
2. Manly Beach, Australia
3. Flame Bowls, Madagascar
4. Backdoor, Hawaii
5. The Strait, Washington
6. Pink House, Oceanside
7. Tea Bags, Indonesia
8. Two Ways, Maldives
9. One Eye's, Mauritius
10. Ocean Beach, San Francisco
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