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Rear End Leads to Rear-Ender
A man and a car both got their backsides hit hard on a Washington state freeway last week. Police say Nathan Allen McClain, 22, was sticking his bare bottom out of a car window Thursday morning as the driver, 20-year-old Dwayne Crandall, spanked it.
The two made obscene gestures and menaced other drivers as they careened south on Interstate 5 heading for Portland, Ore., according to The Columbian of Vancouver, Wash.
"I think they were just doing it for the shock value," Washington State Patrol Trooper Garvin March told the newspaper. Commuters heading for Portland first noticed the spanking display at about 6:15 a.m. as Crandall's white Acura (search) sped past Ridgefield, Wash. If McClain's exposed posterior failed to get a reaction from neighboring cars, Crandall made sure a quick swerve into the other cars' lanes would.
"He was driving so erratically that he almost caused a collision with a semi," said March. Other drivers called 911 on their cell phones and tried to box in Crandall and McClain's car, but the caravan made it another 10 miles before it reached Vancouver, just across the Columbia River from Portland.
That's where March pulled up behind the Acura, ready to turn on his flashers. Crandall noticed the police car, looked back — and promptly rear-ended a Dodge at the end of the long line to cross the I-5 bridge over the river into Portland.
The Acura was totaled, and the Dodge seriously damaged, but the only injuries suffered were to the Dodge's driver, who said her neck and back were sore but declined treatment.
Crandall, of Vancouver, was given tickets for aiding and abetting indecent exposure and reckless driving. McClain, of Portland, got tickets for indecent exposure and not wearing a seat belt.
